Author Archives: QASuper

Learning to Speak English

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
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Marriage Humor

Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ Husband: ‘Nothing.’ Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’ ——————————- Wife: ‘Do you want dinner?’ Husband: ‘What are my choices?’ Wife: ‘Yes or … Continue reading

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Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional. Continue reading

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Donation

Father O’Malley answers the phone. ‘Hello, is this Father O’Malley?’ ‘It is!’ ‘This is the IRS. Can you help us?’ ‘I can!’ ‘Do you know a Ted O’Houlihan?’ ‘I do!’ ‘Is he a member of your congregation?’ ‘He is!’ ‘Did … Continue reading

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Looks of Disappointment

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re beautiful.’ Then he fell asleep again. Continue reading

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Lemon Squeeze

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’ The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’ The young woman said, ‘Last night my … Continue reading

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Almost!

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ Continue reading

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The Pilot and the Priest

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?” Continue reading

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The Redhead

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Continue reading

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Maximo Upgrade Gotchas

While doing an upgrade from 6 to 7, I had a devil of a time getting 7 to install. After diving in to all I could find related to error logs, I found a cryptic entry in a *.err file. It alluded to the latter part of my administrative password not being a valid internal or external command. Continue reading

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