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When Old People Leave an Occupation
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.Old actors never die, they just drop apart.Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.Old basketball … Continue reading
Different Ways of Looking at Things!
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, ‘I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’ Larry replied, ‘I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?’ ___________________________________________ A little … Continue reading
545 vs. 300,000,000 People (Taxes)
545 vs. 300,000,000 People – By Charlie Reese Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do … Continue reading
THE IRS INQUIRY
IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”. Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, … Continue reading