Category Archives: Relationships
THE OSTRICH!
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says … Continue reading
Last Wishes
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.” The … Continue reading
Shamus is Dead!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve somethin’ to tell ya”. “Of course you can come in, you’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my … Continue reading
I Didn’t Hear Anything
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. So a cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop … Continue reading
Useless in a Fight
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, His face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp. “What … Continue reading
Texas Declares War on the USA????
ONLY IN TEXAS President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. “Hello, President Obama ” a heavily accented southern voice said. “This is Archie, down here at the Joe’s Crab Shack, Houston Texas , I am … Continue reading
REUNION 2016
Jan, Sue and Mary haven’t seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of … Continue reading
Perfect, Like Frank!
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank..” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything … Continue reading
I have seen the future…..
I have seen the future….. Continue reading
One day a man decided to retire…
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. … Continue reading