Category Archives: Relationships

Fun with people and their relationships

50 Shades

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again ……. back and forth ….. back and forth ….. in and out ….. in and out. She could … Continue reading

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It’s Not Working

The wife left a note on our fridge … “It’s not working!!  I can’t take it anymore, I’ve gone to stay at my Mom’s!!” I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the Beer was cold … God only … Continue reading

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To Stay or Go

My wife was screaming at me: “Leave! Get out of this house!” she ordered. As I was walking out the door she yelled, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!” So I turned around and replied, “So now … Continue reading

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Texas Sex, I Guess?

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy. “What is … Continue reading

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What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Nancy listened to the instructor declare, It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are … Continue reading

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Marriage Humor

Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ Husband: ‘Nothing.’ Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’ ——————————- Wife: ‘Do you want dinner?’ Husband: ‘What are my choices?’ Wife: ‘Yes or … Continue reading

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Looks of Disappointment

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re beautiful.’ Then he fell asleep again. Continue reading

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The Redhead

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Continue reading

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