Category Archives: Government
Texas Declares War on the USA????
ONLY IN TEXAS President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. “Hello, President Obama ” a heavily accented southern voice said. “This is Archie, down here at the Joe’s Crab Shack, Houston Texas , I am … Continue reading
Excellent Trade
Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House – carrying a baby piglet under each arm. A squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: “Nice pigs, sir.” The President replied: “These are … Continue reading
Speeding Ticket in Kingsville, TX
Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville, TX. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville. The officers were … Continue reading
THE IRS INQUIRY
IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”. Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, … Continue reading