Category Archives: Jokes
Hair in Dog’s Ears
My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The … Continue reading
A Retiree’s LAST TRIP to Costco
Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet Owen, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did … Continue reading
Stay in School and LEARN MORE!
Q. A. What is a turbine? Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. Q. A. How is dew formed? The sun shines … Continue reading
Runaway Thoughts
Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. But we haven’t met yet! I don’t trip over … Continue reading
THE IRS INQUIRY
IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”. Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, … Continue reading
Simple Questions
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? Why is a person … Continue reading
Rules For A Gunfight by Drill Instructor Joe B. Fricks, USMC
Never Be UNARMED! Continue reading
I have seen the future…..
I have seen the future….. Continue reading
One day a man decided to retire…
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. … Continue reading
Tonsils vs Circumcision …
Two little boys are in the hospital for an operation next day. The older boy leans over and asks, “What are you having done?” The second boy says, “I’m getting my tonsils out, and I’m afraid.” The first boy says, … Continue reading