Category Archives: Jokes
The Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist touring the clubs is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, then goes through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 2nd row stands on … Continue reading
A Group of ???????
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely … Continue reading
How the Ten Commandments Were Given to the Jews
God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’ The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’ And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’ ‘Can you give us an example?’ ‘Thou … Continue reading
The Amazing Human Body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man’s penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A … Continue reading
Man Killed on Golf Course
A foursome of guys was waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women’s tee. The ladies were not rushing and were taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her … Continue reading
Texas Sex, I Guess?
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy. “What is … Continue reading
Why?
Why do we press the button for the elevator and after waiting a few seconds begin to press it again and again with impatience? Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries … Continue reading
What Confucius Didn’t Say
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman’s … Continue reading
Female Dentist
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No way! No needles. I hate needles” the Patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. “I … Continue reading
Notes From The Edge of Life
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns ___________________________________________________________ Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. … Continue reading