Monthly Archives: August 2011

Why do we press the button for the elevator and after waiting a few seconds begin to press it again and again with impatience? Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries … Continue reading →

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman’s … Continue reading →

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No way! No needles. I hate needles” the Patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. “I … Continue reading →