Monthly Archives: July 2012

The wife left a note on our fridge … “It’s not working!!  I can’t take it anymore, I’ve gone to stay at my Mom’s!!” I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the Beer was cold … God only … Continue reading →

My wife was screaming at me: “Leave! Get out of this house!” she ordered. As I was walking out the door she yelled, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!” So I turned around and replied, “So now … Continue reading →