Monthly Archives: October 2015

Runaway Thoughts

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. But we haven’t met yet! I don’t trip over … Continue reading

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THE IRS INQUIRY

IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS  AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”. Boat  Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, … Continue reading

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Simple Questions

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? Why is a person … Continue reading

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Rules For A Gunfight by Drill Instructor Joe B. Fricks, USMC

Never Be UNARMED! Continue reading

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