Monthly Archives: April 2016
REUNION 2016
Jan, Sue and Mary haven’t seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of … Continue reading
Ole Goes To Paris
Ole, a furniture dealer from up at Brainerd , MN , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris , he … Continue reading
Excellent Trade
Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House – carrying a baby piglet under each arm. A squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: “Nice pigs, sir.” The President replied: “These are … Continue reading
Italian Firefighters
One dark night in the small town in Garfield , NJ , a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles … Continue reading
Different Ways of Looking at Things!
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, ‘I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’ Larry replied, ‘I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?’ ___________________________________________ A little … Continue reading
Speeding Ticket in Kingsville, TX
Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville, TX. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville. The officers were … Continue reading
The Potty
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. … Continue reading
Perfect, Like Frank!
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank..” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything … Continue reading
Hair in Dog’s Ears
My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The … Continue reading
A Retiree’s LAST TRIP to Costco
Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet Owen, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did … Continue reading