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What is a turbine? Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. |
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How is dew formed? The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. |
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What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed. |
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In a democratic society, how important are elections? Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. |
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What are steroids? Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope.) |
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What happens to your body as you age? When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. |
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What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (So true) |
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Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. Premature death. |
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What is artificial insemination? When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. |
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How can you delay milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant) |
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How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)? The body is consisted into 3 parts, the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U |
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What is the fibula? A small lie. |
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What does ‘varicose’ mean? Nearby. |
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What is the most common form of birth control? Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work.) |
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Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section.’ The caesarean section is a district in Rome. |
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What is a seizure? A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit.) |
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What is a terminal illness? When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable) |
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What does the word ‘benign’ mean? Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (brilliant) |
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Name the four seasons. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar |