Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House – carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
A squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: “Nice pigs, sir.”
The President replied: “These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said, “Excellent trade, sir.”